Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real.
I think I’m in love.
She’s so tiny.
But she could kill me.
I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.
THE BEST PART ABOUT SHIPPING MY OWN CHARACTERS IS THAT IT WILL ALWAYS BE CANON
do you ever
Imagine your OTP knitting bad Christmas sweaters out of each other’s intestines.
Imagine your OTP having a picnic on a grassy hill on a sunny Spring day. They forgot to bring food, so they cut off their limbs and romantically feed them to each other.
Imagine person A of your OTP tied to a chair after being bitten by a zombie, singing ‘you are my sunshine’ to person B and trying to assure them it’s okay to shoot them and make sure they don’t come back as a zombie.
Imagine your OTP breaking into an aquarium during the middle of the night. They marvel at all the different animals, their forbidden love witnessed by only the cool midnight air. Person A pushes Person B into the shark tank.