versvcx:

fuck you but fuck me first

MBTI most accurate descriptions

commanderspock:

woolfhammer

ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable. 

ESTJ: loud, logical, and get shit done — they are the warrior class of the life rpg. power stats make them unbeatable and if you encounter one, maybe just curl up and forfeit, to save time. 

ESFP: giggly little shits. fun fun fun till her daddy takes the t-bird away. great for lifting your mood, not that great at lifting your credit score. 

ESFJ: too appropriate, totally lacking in awkwardness. they’ll never forget your birthday, which will make you feel like shit when you constantly forget theirs. 

ENTP: excellent companions if you enjoy people who instantly see through all your shit. very clever and very intuitive, you can’t fool them. i suggest you invest in other friends — ones you *can* fool. 

ENTJ: impatient with people who make mistakes, namely, everyone. they’ll respect you if you stand up to them but why do that when you can run away instead. cuddle them and see what happens. i’m curious.

ENFP: too puppy to live. best suited for the profession of musical nanny. not advised for use around an open flame. 

ENFJ: way too charming and capable, maybe they should stop making everyone else look bad. prone to making other people care about stuff they didn’t want to care about. so annoying. 

ISTP: such butts. best suited for an apocalypse scenario, if no such scenario exists, they will create danger because they get bored. don’t encourage them, but don’t discourage them, as reverse psychology works too well.

ISTJ: low drama and low maintenance, best value at this price tier. best suited to actual human existence. least weird, which makes them kinda weird.

ISFP: squishy little darlings you might want to keep in your pocket, but please don’t or they will become forlorn. they notice everything, and it’s unnerving. 

ISFJ: quietly and proudly do things for others. if you have a ring you need to deliver to mordor, take an ISFJ along with you for best results. 

INTP: cute intergalactic spiders you want to hug and mistrust. prone to making you laugh but then days later you will wonder whether you were the butt of the joke. 

INTJ: major dicks and kinda proud of it. prone to being right. prone to liking trance music way too much. all the ones i’ve ever met have been unexpectedly kinky. so i guess, expectedly. 

INFP: they fall out of the sky and are raised by unicorns. if you feed one it will follow you home. they dissipate in water. 

INFJ: chameleons appropriating your emotions and going quietly mad. prone to meltdowns and needing lots of naps.

(Source: dontbecuteyoufuck)

Big Hero 6 Japanese trailer (x)

(Source: theladyelsa)

MBTI Types in a Horror Movie

iminfj:

ISTJThe one in denial that there’s actually a killer
ISFJ: The one who calls out “Who’s there?” as if the killer will answer
ESTJ: The one who tries to tell everyone else what to do
ESFJ: The one who screams at everything
ISTP: The one who finds a really good hiding place
ISFP: The one who dies first
ESTP: The one wondering around without a flashlight
ESFP: The one who tries to hook up with the killer
INFJ: The one who knows what’s going on but no one will listen to them
ENFJThe one who keeps saying “It’ll be ok” even though they don’t believe it
INFP: The one who sacrifices themselves
ENFP: The one who figures out who the killer is a little too late
INTJ: The one who everyone thinks is the killer
ENTJ: The one who tries to fight back but ends up dead
INTP: The one who created the monster
ENTP: The one who makes it until the end


ARTIST: Homestuck
TRACK: Flare
ALBUM: Homestuck Vol. 8

kingkickass413:

alice-in-vault101:

filtered-rays:

Flare, from Homestuck, slowed down 10%.

who would have thought making a slight speed change would turn an already great song into something beautiful?

originally by Clark “Plazmataz” Powell

With every sing piano key i can hear my heart getting ripped out again

This is gorgeous…..

Yet another thing I’m really liking today

(Source: filtered-rays)


ARTIST: My Chemical Romance
TRACK: I Don't Love You
ALBUM: The Black Parade

actuallyjubilationlee:

spacecadet321:

lynzandgerard:

classic-nuka-cola:

I Don’t Love You - Bass Increased, Tempo Increased, Pitch Decreased. 

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FUCKIN GOD I JUST ORGASMED SO HARD THIS IS LIKE MY FAVORITE MCR SONG AND THIS IS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

this is so weird he doesnt sound like a 12 year old boy anymore his voice is so low

it sounds like Killjoys-era Gerard